Roleplay and tribute blog.
46BBY - 19BBY; Naboo; Human; Female; 165cm; 45kg; brown hair and eyes; light skin; ex Naboo Queen; Senator; secretly married to Anakin Skywalker
She's not one to follow orders
Once, I held you.
Darling, why aren’t you holding me?
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.”
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound.”
“I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”
“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
“If I saw you hitchhiking, I’d smile and return your thumb’s up, just for you doing such a great job of being a positive roadside influence.”
“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!”
“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?”
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.”
“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist.”
“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
“I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.”
“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
“Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.”
“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
“If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?”
“I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial.”
“Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic.”
“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.”
“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden.”
Archer S1 Starters
"He played it fast and he played it loose, and in the end he got burned." "Just the tip." "That was totally ninja!" "Who gives a shit about a baby." "I am so disgusted with you right now I just want to vomit." "Do you think this is a game?" "I love that you know how to do that." "So you know you…
"Will you go out with me?"
"I don't know, because I don't want to."
"No, don't do me any favors."
"I'm not usually like this, I'm sorry."
"I could be fun, if you want. I could be pensive, smart, superstitious, brave. And I, uhh, I can be light on my feet. I could be whatever you want. You just tell me what you want, and I'm gonna be that for you."
"Come on, one date. What's it gonna hurt?"
"You're going to get run over!"
"He's what?! He is what? Tell me!"
"He is trash! TRASH! TRASH!! Not for you!"
"Why didn't you write me?! Why? It wasn't over for me. I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late."
"I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you every day for a year."
"Yes. It wasn't over. It still isn't over."
"Now I hate you, you smug bastard."
"Stay with you?! What for? Look at us, we're already fighting."
"Well, that's what we do! We fight! You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass, which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a two second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing."
"What do you want? God damn it, what do you want?"
"They fell in love, didn't they?"
"I'll always come back."
"Goodnight. I'll be seeing you."
"Wow, sarcasm. That's original."
"The day needs my saving expertise."
"Man's got to do what a man's got to do."
"Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean - yeah, you do... Do you?"
"Dude. You're NOT my nemesis."
"The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it."
"Love your hair."
"Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I have to go."
"What a crazy random happenstance!"
"I cannot believe my eyes... how the world's filled with filth and lies."
"Do I even know you?"
"I think this is what pain feels like."
"Give my regards to St Peter... or whoever does his job... but in hell."
"I should've known you were behind this!"
"Um, actually I went on a date."
"We're meeting now for the first time."
"And I get what you want."
"My wish is your command."
One less problem without ya!
We try to fix something but you can't fix what you can't see.
You're my end and my beginning.
And I'll be gone, gone tonight.
This ain't love, it's clear to see.
No, it's not a good look, gain some self-control.
Don't you know I'm human too?
Nothing changed at all?
You feel hopeless; like nothing can save you.
"I'm the New Berlin wall."
"Try and tear me down."
"I was born on the other side of a town ripped in two."
"I rose from off of the doctor's slab."
"Decorate me with blood graffiti and spit."
"The world was divided by a cold war."
"And the Berlin wall was the most hated symbol of that divide."
"We don't know who we are anymore."
"_________ is like that wall."
"What you try and tear me down?"
"The clouds made of fire."
"Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs."
"It was before the origin of love."
"There were three sexes then."
"They looked like two girls rolled up in one."
"Now the gods grew quite scared."
"Thor said i'm gonna kill them all with my hammer."
"I killed the giants."
"But Zeus said no."
"I'll split them right down the middle."
"Then storm clouds gathered above into great balls of fire."
"Pulled it round to our belly."
"Last time I had saw you, we were split into two."
"Such a long time ago."
"So we wrapped our arms around each other."
"It was the sad story."
"We were making love."
"Lonely two-legged creatures."
"My sex-change operation got botched."
"My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch."
"Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch."
"I've got an angry inch."
"I had to get out, had to sever all ties."
"I changed my name and assumed a disguise."
"The train is coming and I'm tied to the track."
"I try to get up but I can't get no slack."
"They dragged me to the doctor one day."
"When I woke up from the operation I was bleeding down there."
"The wound healed and I was left with a one inch mound of flesh where my penis used to be, where my vagina never was."
"Stay under cover till the night turns to black."
"I got my inch and I'm set to attack."
"Forgive me for I did not know."
"Now I understand how much I took from you."
"That when everything starts breaking down."
"Show this wicked town something beautiful and new."
"You think that luck has left you there."
"But maybe there's nothing up in the sky but air."
"Wicked little town."
"There's nothing you can find that cannot be found."
"You know you can follow my voice through the dark turns and noise."
The Lego Movie Sentence Meme
Decided to make one since I haven’t seen any. Go nuts!
"Everything is awesome!"
"A special one? What a bunch of hippy-dippy bologna!" "Honey? Where are my pants?" "Wait, did he say put to sleep?!" "I think I heard a ‘whoosh.’" "Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?" "Isn’t there…